PS.
My husband says I need to find the funny. It can’t all be serious. We have to laugh. He’s right. So here’s a silly joke that always makes me laugh.
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
What’s brown and sticky and can see through windows?
A poo on stilts.
Ta-dah.
fightinggenghis 
This is why we became friends, and why David has endeared himself too! The funny.
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Here’s another for you
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire???
Answer: frostbite!!!!
Courtesy of my 9 yr old son.
Hope it makes you smile.
Xxx
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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
And that is my all time favourite.
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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
And that is my all time favourite.
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A man walks into a zoo.
It has only one dog.
It’s a shih tzu.
1. This joke seems not to work as well written down as it does spoken.
2. Tell your hubby Simon says hello.
3. Keep fighting. I hope the noise subsides.
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Q. How do you make a toilet roll?
A. Roll it down a hill!!
One more:
Q. Why do they not play cards in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs!!
Hope these make you giggle.
Stay strong. Keep fighting.
Best wishes,
Emma
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This one never fails to make me laugh even though it’s totally rubbish!
How did the elephant get into the telephone box?
He opened the door.
Ok ok it’s crap but you took the stick joke! That was my number one.
V x
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This too works better when said rather than written down…but it is my favourite…
Q. What do you do if you see a spaceman?
A. Park in it man!
And just came across this variation of a much-loved funny format…
A: One.
Q: How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb ?
🙂
Sending love xx
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